The Seven Has Beans Are Toast

Seven beans walked into a room and someone said “they’re toast?”   The new consulting group called “The Independent Group” will calm your fevered brow if you’re an MP having anxiety because you’ve sold out your electorate for the benefit of yourself!  

Not getting enough directorships from privatised utility companies?  Feeling left out of the EU gravy train?  Maybe you’re under pressure from people who worked so hard to get you into Parliament as you’re not helping out in your constituency?  Fear not The Independent Group is here to help you jump ship and not have to be responsible to anyone, feel better now?  

Give us a call and our consultants are ready and waiting for you to defect from whichever party you come from, we take anyone.  Please!



Do they have the sauce?

Sturgeon Found Swimming Near Parliament